Tweets

momentary—-phase:

I’m gonna be on the field this summer if it’s the last thing I do.

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo


dangerouspoetry:

isn’t that

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dangerouspoetry:

isn’t that

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hreny:

this is seriously my favorite episode

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus


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your eyes are the size of the moon

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